have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
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- Weather forecast: 64 degrees with sunshine.
- English Person: Quick let's get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don't forget the sun tan cream factor 50.
- WELSH PERSON: What is this strange, bright light? Oh my God, get inside children, get inside, it could be dangerous, have we got anything to protect ourselves, no, only raincoats, oh help, what's this odd feeling, I'm not cold, it must be what we've read about... warmth.
- SCOTTISH PERSON: WIT THE FUCK IS THAT
- Texas Person: Oh God. OH GOD. WHERE DID THE WARMTH GO? JESUS SAVE US ALL. HURRY TO CHURCH AND PRAY, CHILDREN, PRAY THAT THIS FROZEN LANDSCAPE SOON THAWS.
- Florida Person: It's such a nice day outside today. Maybe...whaT THE FUCK WHY IS IT SO DAMN COLD. TIME TO BREAK OUT THE JACKETS, SCARFS, UGGS, PANTS, AND MY HAT. JESUS CHRIST WHAT--FUCK IT'S RAINING.
- Tumblr Person: Nice day for blogging.
- California Person: Oh great, more fog.
- Australian Person: Fuck, mate, when did we get to Melbourne?
- Hawaii Person: WHO THE HELL PISSED PELE OFF AND MADE IT AS COLD AS ANTARTICA?
- Me: What the fuck, 64 degrees? I melt when it's fucking 18, let alone... oh, you're in Fahrenheit...
ok so, these retainers are killing like a bitch
Plainly becasue i got my brace off today<3
Glad You Came - With Violin
SPEECHLESS
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- Teacher: Why did you not study?
- Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
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omg bbys
First rule for the TWFanmily of Tumblr: You MUST reblog this post once you click play!
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When Jay and Nathan decided to show off their Spanish skills…..
Dumbasses. :)
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I just started crying. Thomas stop it please. I really can’t handle this.
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lol he does wear t-shits that remind him of where he is x)
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